What do people love about Cayenne's?

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
09/14/2016 at 12:58 • Filed to: None

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No really, my job had 5 of then and they sell like they’re going out of style (as if they ever were).

I just sold a customer one and I’d never pay 24k all in plus warranty for a 2009 cayenne with 89,000 miles on it


DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:00

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How much car can you get elsewhere for $24k?


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:04

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They like the badge.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:10

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Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:15

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You can get fairly large brake calipers from a Cayenne. Maybe the engine could be used for something too. Unless it’s a V6 or a diesel model. I cannot think up much other uses for a Cayenne.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Party-vi
09/14/2016 at 13:18

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A new Miata.


Kinja'd!!! nlzmo400r > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:21

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I like them because they have Porsche interior - which can't be beat in my opinion, drive like a car but offer the practicality of an SUV and still can tow respectably. If you really wanted to, a decent set of tires means it can go off-road very well also. There's a lot to like compared to other SUVs with the exception of price in my eyes.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi
09/14/2016 at 13:25

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I could get you an E class or a Range Rover


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > LongbowMkII
09/14/2016 at 13:25

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A new Miata cannot into offroad


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > kanadanmajava1
09/14/2016 at 13:26

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This is a 2009 Base V6


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:28

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Do not want Range Rover. Is the E-Class 2012 or newer?


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:29

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As Pancho pointed out, it has a lot to do with that badge. Also those who want a Porsche but need to carry around more than one other person.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:29

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It’s a porsche!, and it has space for s h o p p i n g bags ...


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Party-vi
09/14/2016 at 13:49

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Not with that attitude.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:50

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Hopefully it's in great shape, the early ones flirt with 10k.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi
09/14/2016 at 13:51

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2011


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > LongbowMkII
09/14/2016 at 13:52

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If I’m shopping for a used E-Class I am allowed a modicum of snoot and poor syntax.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > LongbowMkII
09/14/2016 at 13:54

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Clean inside and out, minus the rear wiper


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:54

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N > o


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 13:59

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That it says “Porsche” on it and is an SUV.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi
09/14/2016 at 14:00

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Neither can a Cayenne.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi
09/14/2016 at 14:00

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I can buy a ton of MR2s for that.


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09/14/2016 at 14:02

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Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi
09/14/2016 at 14:04

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I see nothing there that will stop any car.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
09/14/2016 at 14:05

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You could purchase 0.85 US-Spec AW11s (2,350lb) or 0.74 US-Spec SW20s. Literally a ton of MR2s. Hell, you could get 91% of a W30 model!


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi
09/14/2016 at 14:06

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I already have slightly less than a ton of MR2, so need moar.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
09/14/2016 at 14:07

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orly?


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 14:08

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Time to find Cayennes to flip.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi
09/14/2016 at 14:11

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I’ve driven my Hyundai Elantra wagon through similar. It’s a Florida thing.


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09/14/2016 at 14:27

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Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 14:28

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“Why buy this Range Rover, you can drive another premium brand SUV that might break slightly less, and looks round ?”


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
09/14/2016 at 14:30

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That’s not even a thing


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Textured Soy Protein
09/14/2016 at 15:04

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Accurate


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 20:33

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It’s all the boring, mundane awful practicality of a Chevy Equinox without the awful stench of looking like some pathetic, poor commoner as you wait in line to pick up little Madysen Ryleigh.


Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/14/2016 at 23:00

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From a driving perspective its nuts how well they handle. I had a dealer take me in a test drive once (I think 2nd gen?) and an suv that fucking huge should not move that quickly, he was flogging the shit out of it. I’d still buy a wagon first, but if I was getting an suv that would be near the top of my list